Fredrick's Fan Mail

Well, Fredrick can't say that he hasn't been warned:

Fredrick T. Frog,

I had to warn you that you maybe in grave danger. It seems the couple you have chosen to live with is C.T.O.S. ( since you are such a young frog, barely more than a tadpole, I will explain) that means crazier than owl shit. I am sure you don't know where it all started, but I know for a fact, it started with Melissa. Melissa and Chad have been together for quite some time, and I am sure that C.T.O.S. is a sick disease that is very spreadable, and it seems that the jobs that Melissa and Chad have, that they would know all about the spreading of diseases.

The picture included may explain why they are having a difficult time dealing with reality. Seems we found them here after their last visit, who knows, they may be leaving them everywhere, and if that is true, they could only have a few left before they are permanently in need of an intervention, maybe even need to be committed for a time.

If you find you are in need of a home, you can move in our family, we seem to specialize in C.T.O.S. ailments, and it would be a home with people who you would be comfortable with, but I could hide you safely when things get out of control.

Whatever you do, keep your eyes open!!!!!

Take Care.

Love, Mom and Dad