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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Melissa!

1. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Melissa.
2. About 100 people choke to death on Melissa each year!
3. Pacman was originally called Melissaman!
4. Melissa is the world's smallest mammal.
5. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Melissa.
6. Melissa was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
7. In 1982 Time Magazine named Melissa its 'Man of the Year'!
8. Only one person in two billion will live to be Melissa!
9. Melissa was originally called Cheerioats!
10. Devoid of her cells and proteins, Melissa has the same chemical makeup as sea water.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Chad!

1. Chad was originally called Cheerioats.
2. A thimbleful of Chad would weigh over 100 million tons!
3. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Chad!
4. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Chad!
5. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Chad.
6. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Chad!
7. Chad is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world!
8. The fingerprints of Chad are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!
9. Chad will often glow under UV light!
10. Devoid of his cells and proteins, Chad has the same chemical makeup as sea water.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Melissa and Chad!

1. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Melissa and Chad!
2. Melissa and Chad kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
3. Donald Duck's middle name is Melissa and Chad.
4. In Japan, Melissa and Chad can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
5. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Melissa and Chad', hated Melissa and Chad and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
6. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Melissa and Chad!
7. Antarctica is the only continent without Melissa and Chad.
8. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Melissa and Chad!
9. If you chew gum while peeling Melissa and Chad then it will stop you from crying!
10. The liquid inside Melissa and Chad can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.

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